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limited, so when it talks about your f-list, my answers reference everyone I
know, online and off. *Imported from LJ
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the
questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you
write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Sohma Akito (Fruits Basket)
2. Jyou Kido (Digimon 01)
3. Peanut (Magical Pokemon Adventure)
4. Weevil Underwood (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
5. Hazama Shouko (Soukyuu No Fafner)
6. Sohma Hatori (Fruits Basket)
7. Chii (Chobits)
8. Tachikawa Mimi (Digimon 01)
9. Honda Tohru (Fruits Basket)
10. Bakura Ryou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
11. Sohma Yuki (Fruits Basket)
12. Rex Raptor (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
- Have
you ever read a Six/Eleven (Hatori/Yuki) fic? Do you want to?
Actually, yes. There was this kickass fic called ‘Akito’s Bloody
Knife’ by Yuki The Rat, that was a Hatori/Yuki pairing…it wasn’t really
explicit or anything, it was more about Hatori feeling protective of Yuki
and trying to save him from Akito…there was this awesome scene where he
advised him to tell Akito he was picking flowers for him…can’t remember
why, but I remember the petulance was great and that my brain was
screaming SOMEBODY HAVE AN ALLERGIC REACTION!!! the whole time I read. I’m
weird like that, so sue me.
2. Do you think Four (Weevil) is hot? How hot?
Uh…uh…this
is just about the most vomit-inducing character I have ever fangirled. He is
UGLY AS FUCK.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Rex) got Eight (Mimi) pregnant?
Er. Rex jumping Mimi’s bones? I think
she’d probably get an abortion. First off, I can’t imagine Mimi wanting to bear
such a hideous child. Second, she’s just too YOUNG to have a baby. 01 Mimi
probably couldn’t even GET pregnant. 02, yeah. But she would think Rex was a
total loser. He would have been thrilled just to score, I bet. This is like the
weirdest pairing ever.
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine (Tohru)?
Insane amounts of it, sure. Tohru-kun’s the main character in Fruits
Basket, and it’s a massive fandom. I can’t think of any particulars at
the moment except my own, which I will arrogantly say are pretty decent. I bet
I’ve read plenty, though.
5. Would Two (Jyou) and Six (Hatori) make a good couple?
Uhh…Jyou might like Hatori. He has the career that he wants, or at least thinks
he’ll wind up doing. However, Jyou is WAY too young for Hatori, and Hatori
hasn’t got the time for giving medical pointers. He might also be irritated by
Jyou’s constant complaining…he has to deal with much more serious things
everyday.
6. Five/Nine (Shouko/Tohru) or Five/Ten (Shouko/Bakura) ? Why?
Both
are incredibly visually appealing. I am not a big shojo ai fan, if only because I am straight and female. I’ll
admit it can make for very interesting stories though. I think Tohru would
really enjoy Shouko…she’s not too healthy, so Tohru could mommy her to her
heart’s content. She might be a bit spazzy though. I could see it. And I have
no idea why, but I could see Shouko and Bakura hitting it off. As long as his
Yami didn’t come out and try to rip her little lungs out of course.
7. What would happen if Seven (Chii) walked in on Two (Jyou) and Twelve (Rex)
having sex?
She would bring Hideki in to watch. She would want to know how she could
join the party. And this is even worse than Mimi/Rex. The only way I could see
this happening is Rex raping Jyou, and I can’t imagine him doing that. Chii
would still want to join the party.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Peanut/Bakura) fic.
Bakura happens upon an unconscious
Peanut. He tries bringing him to a hospital, but midway through Yami takes over
and there is, shall we say, considerable conflict as to how to handle the
child.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Akito/Mimi) fluff?
Uhhh…no? If there is I’ll be scared. Mimi and Akito are both RIDICULOUSLY
self-centered. Mimi’s a spoiled little princess and Akito is a bitter, spiteful
little Godboy. He would have no patience with her whatsoever. Any interaction
they had would either be a) mindfuck of b) him railing at her about how GREAT
her life is and how she should shut the fuck up.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Chii/Rex) hurt/comfort fic:
Sex Me Up Because I’m Lonely…You’re Better Than Card Games…Um, That Guy’s
Like, A Douchebag. Or Something.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Weevil) to
deflower One (Akito)?
First off, I need to stop projectile vomiting…okay…one more time…okay it’s
over. Weevil…deflowering…Akito. Maybe he decides he needs a life. Like one that
doesn’t involve card games. He wants to totally distance himself from the
public sphere. He finds Akito through the Internet, they become friends. Akito
has NO ONE besides his Zodiac and is thus eager to meet anybody new. Weevil is
a hormone-crazed teenage boy who can’t get any. They decide to meet up on a day
when Akito’s feeling really sick and disoriented, so he goes along with it when
Weevil hits on him…they wind up fucking and Akito has Hatori go beat the living
snot out of him the next day.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Chii) slash?
Does slash include females? Anyway no, no one I know does. But I’m sure
there’s some out there…who with I’m not sure…maybe Dark Chii?
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Peanut) het?
No one I know even liked MPJ, aside from me. Peanut is a little boy who’s
best friend is his Charmander, so I kind of hope not. Both of the girls in MPJ
are a little too intense for him anyway, and methinks Peanut needs somebody
nice and calm.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Yuki)?
A bunch of my online friends do. Nearly all my FB buddies have written
about Yuki at one point, and one of my friends has drawn him. Yuki’s a pretty
popular character.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Jyou/Weevil/Shouko)?
Not if they want to continue living, no.
16. What might Ten (Bakura) scream at a moment of great passion?
”I should be in the hospital getting plenty of rest!”
Okay
no, not really. But making dub lines my sister misremembered into canon makes
the world go round. That is a) something no one would ever say, and b) one of
the most hysterical things I can think of for anyone to say during sex. Like
EVER.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Mimi), which song would you choose?
Material Girl by Madonna if I felt like mocking her, and Better Man by
Pearl Jam if I wanted to be serious and develop a plot. Because I can see her
falling hard for someone and losing the passion, then not being able to admit
it. Like Jyou. I don’t really know why.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Akito/Hatori/Rex) fic, what would the
warnings be?
Yaoi. Absolute nonsense. Rex wrecking up all the Akihari
goodness. Death by card games. (My idea is that Rex gets Akito obsessed with
playing Duel Monsters and he loses all interest in anything else including
sleeping/eating/taking meds, which bothers Hari to no end.)
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Jyou) to use on Ten (Bakura)?
You have eyes like a puppy, and puppies are just about the only thing I’m
not allergic to! (No this isn’t a GOOD pick-up line. I’ve just been watching
the first few dub episodes, and the kid mentions his allergies like every five
seconds. If he’s not talking about those he’s talking about his mom.)
20.When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Shouko)?
Not in um, ever. I’m not really into the series, I haven’t seen all of it
and I’m a diehard Fruits Basket fan girl. There also isn’t much out there that
I know of.
21. What is Six's (Hatori) super-secret kink?
Hm…secretly
loves Akito’s abuse…secretly enjoys seeing him sick because he a) hates him, b)
thinks its totally hot, and c) keeps him dependant on him?
22. Would Eleven (Yuki) shag Nine (Tohru)?
Oh GOD
yes. I mean, in the manga, no probably no, but in the anime and in my own head,
YES. Yuki would not only shag her, but he would marry her and raise her babies.
He probably couldn’t admit it, but the boy loves her to death. Besides, there’s
an element of ‘winning-against-Kyo’ in there, and an element of ‘proving-to-Akito-that-I-don’t-suck’,
too. Wow this pairing actually makes sense and could have been canon.
23. If Three (Peanut) and Seven (Chii) get together, who tops?
I think there’d be considerable confusion. Neither one of them would know what
they were doing. By virtue of being human, I guess Peanut would try for tops…but
he’s just a little boy! If he were older, maybe. I guess Pistachio may have
given him some pointers…?
24. One (Akito) and Nine (Tohru) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Tohru)
suddenly runs off with Four (Weevil). One (Akito), broken-hearted, has a hot
one-night stand with Eleven (Yuki) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve
(Rex), then follows the wise advice of Five (Shouko) and finds true love with
Three (Peanut)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on
your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Uh…uh…what?
Akito and Tohru with a happy relationship? Weevil inside of Tohru-kun? Akito
banging Rex? I could see him going to Yuki…mostly because he’d place the blame
on him somehow. But an affair with REX? Shouko might point him towards
Peanut…the two of them are kind of similar, I could see Shouko and Peanut being
friends. Akito would probably convince Peanut to hate his life. No one should
write this. I might read it for the utter crack value if someone did.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Chii/Mimi) was canon?
I could see that. Mimi would make Chii into her personal fashion-plate. I would
be confused and sad and sorry for Jyou and Hideki, but it would be interesting!
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